[C] Find a guide to explain the teleportation guide

Instead of continuously watching the dull repetitive “search, walk, collect” sequence in finding books, let’s just skip to already having found the book.

“A simple step by step guide to following the teleportation guide for sacabarabanipii
1. Contort your body, rolling yourself into a ball
2. You will find yourself automatically folded in SPIRAL FORME
3. Finally, manifest where you want to go
4. Once you have traversed the fractal cosmos, complete the seven trials of rebirth
You will have arrived!”

The “FIN” to signify the end of the book is lazily printed below the text, making this book an impressive one page long.
Anyway, this information doesn’t seem very helpful, since it essentially says “just do it.”
Maybe you just need to “just do it?” But what are these “Seven trials of rebirth?” Maybe it would be better to just find out.
Do you want to keep trying to find out more or just get it over with?

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  1. Normality

    Ask the guy about the trials even if he doesn’t know, just to be annoying.

  2. Buckbert Ticksson III

    you gotta do this it’ll be a sick party trick