Make the grey guy follow the guide

Angry: Ok, I’m back.
Angry: I found a guide… to the guide.
Angry: This system is ludicrous.
O: and you want me to… follow the guide?
Angry: Obviously.
Angry: Just look at it.
O: hmm
O: okay i guess that makes more sense
O: but again why cant you just do it
Angry: Because I want you to do it first!
O: meaningless hogwash
Angry: What????
O: dude i am in the middle of something if you want me to do this youll need to come back later
Angry: You’re watching Orange give everyone pizza.
O: yes this is very important
Angry: Ok well I guess I’ll use this guide, succeed, and leave you behind here to rot forever like you deserve.
O: so mean to me
Angry: Nothing you don’t deserve.
O: whadda whadda blah blah why dont you go do your teleportation act and let me continue my super important work
Angry: I’m going to burn down that library and hope you die from asphyxiation
O: man why are you being so aggressive all of a sudden
O: i mean you were being kind of aggressive earlier but whats happening now
Angry: I’ve gotten over the novelty of seeing you again and now I’m back to being just as angry at you for all of the bullshit you made us deal with
O: literally what the fuck did i do???
Angry: Nope, I’m not dealing with your dumb ignorant persona. Honestly it’s great that you were swept up here, because that meant I got to go 8000 years without ever having to even think of you.
Angry: And once we ascend the universe, I will come back, make sure reality forgets about you, and then enjoy eternity like I was meant to: without assholes.
O: whatever, your memories will reset before you can do that anyway
Angry: Not if we ascend the universe in time! And with your wonderful help I think we’ll be able to succeed.
Angry: At least you were able to have a single positive contribution to the universe before everything culminates.
O: and what if i just tell them to make it as hard for you as possible
Angry: Why would I even consider that as a possibility? If this fails, you die too.
O: okay yeah that’s fair
Angry: …
Angry: Ok I’m out of here. Good riddance.
O: see you later!!
Angry: …
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