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O: also i dunno how you could’ve interpreted that as a joking quip i think you’re becoming delusional and senile
Angry: Ok. Ok. Ok this is. Fine. I guess.
Angry: We can work with this.
Angry: We just need to get back and then congregate and find the last one.
Angry: It’ll be great! We’ll get this done.
Angry: I just can’t WAIT!!!!!!
Angry: AUHGGHGHGH
O: okay i can tell the council to bring the crown to wherever you need it to go
O: what did you say it was
O: universal heart
Angry: Heart of the Universe.
O: what i said
Angry: Literally no.
O: yes
Angry: Shut the fuck up
O: okay so where is it
Angry: It’s Cartoth.
O: like inside the facility?
Angry: No, the heart IS Cartoth. Or, inside it, at least.
O: okay so you want us to feed Cartoth the crowns
Angry: Yes.
O: i meant that as a joke but okay
O: okay sure whatever that’s fine
O: then what
Angry: Then we should be able to go through the gate.
O: the what
Angry: The Guardian’s Gate!!
Angry: I need you to fucking pay attention
O: i don’t think you mentioned that but okay
Angry: “Gate keys.” “Meet the guardian.” It’s pretty straight forward.
O: you’re getting off track again
Angry: And who’s fault is that??
O: yours
Angry: ugh
Angry: This is why I always hated you
O: you loved me
Angry: For whatever reason, the planet is inside of the Guardian’s Gate already, so we won’t have to do anything after we open it.
Angry: We just need to get it done before the universe collapses in on itself.
O: okay sounds easy enough
O: but now i also need to extra ask about your source because are we sure this is safe
O: if Cartoth dies i think that’s the end
O: see that meter over there
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